Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Whither PETA?
Saturday June 28th 2003, 12:38 pm
funny


The Salt Maze.
Peta would NOT approve.

I got into a debate with a very opinionated vegan kid yesterday. He informed me that he’s not vegan for health reasons. In fact, he’d be vegan even if it were very bad for his health. Instead, he claimed he was vegan for moral reasons. “It’s wrong to exploit animals.” He wouldn’t even eat insects, despite their lack of consciousness and superior nutritional value.
I think hardcore vaganism is mostly a social phenomenon, and a result of a socialization process. For some, it’s probably done out of a desire to feel different, and for others it’s a desire to fit in. Maybe I’m completely wrong, but it seems almost like a religion to me.

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The dangers of soy
Saturday June 28th 2003, 12:23 pm
science

Brought to you by Loma Linda University:

Human research on soy and cognitive function is very limited, but one recent study did find a negative effect of soy. In the Honolulu Heart Program, an ongoing study of the health of Japanese-American men living in Hawaii, those who consumed the most tofu (two to four times per week) during middle age showed the most signs of mental deterioration in later years.

Those vegans/vegetarians think they’re sooooooo clever…

Indeed, John D. MacArthur points out:

What’s more, higher midlife tofu consumption was also associated with low brain weight. Brain atrophy was assessed in 574 men using MRI results and in 290 men using autopsy information. Shrinkage occurs naturally with age, but for the men who had consumed more tofu, White said “their brains seemed to be showing an exaggeration of the usual patterns we see in aging.”

Oh well. Who needs a brain anyway?

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AAT
Saturday June 28th 2003, 12:14 pm
science

Aquatic Ape Theory (AAT) says that humans developed our weird characteristics through an aquatic evolutionary path. It kind of makes sense: the webbed fingers, hairless body, and downward-pointing nose…

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Graduation speech
Friday June 27th 2003, 6:32 pm
funny

Will Ferrell gave the Class Day speech at Harvard. Read it and laugh.

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The death of overtime
Friday June 27th 2003, 6:15 pm
depressing

I wonder how many people who voted for Bush are among the 8 million or more workers who stand to lose their overtime pay under the plan his administration is proposing?

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Leave me alone
Friday June 27th 2003, 4:28 pm
info

I just added my home and cell phone numbers to the new national do not call registry. I’m very excited to not be hearing from telemarketers. If they call me they can be fined up to $11,000.

In completely unrelated news:
I’m lusting after this camera, which can fit inside an altoids box.

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Dubya
Friday June 27th 2003, 10:38 am
info

Ever wonder how our president reacted when he learned of the 9/11 tragedy? Did he weep, become angry, faint, pee his pants, hide, what? Well, wonder no more.

I noted the lack of comment from the White House regarding the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down Texas’ anti-gay law, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be a very happy comment if there was one. The White House is a big fan of Souter, who wrote the dissent in this case.

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My wish list
Tuesday June 24th 2003, 3:24 pm
info
  • American Apology T-shirt
  • Dual 2ghz PowerMac G5
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  • Onanism
    Monday June 23rd 2003, 5:26 pm
    funny

    Most people don’t realize it, but Mark Twain once gave a lengthy discourse on self-abuse.

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    Bacteria that protect your teeth
    Monday June 16th 2003, 1:08 pm
    neato

    I want some.

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