Friday August 22nd 2003, 3:11 am
funny
funny
Dave Gambill told me a couple of pickup lines which should be entered in this contest.
1. At grocery store: “So, I see you like food. We already have a lot in common…”
2. At Krispy Kreme: “You like donuts? What a coincidence…I’m into fat chicks.”
Here are a couple winners from the site I linked above:
“Look. I hope you won’t take this as any sort of ‘line,’ but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds . . . ”
? Reverend SmoothfieldThis one only works on a woman holding a baby: “So, I see you like to fuck.”
? Kevin Lessard“I’m going outside to make out: care to join me?”
? Joey
Do NOT incourage Dave he does not need that.. Daves are better lines then the other guys.
Comment by shayla 08.22.03 @ 10:30 am