Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

More amazing news
Tuesday September 30th 2003, 11:08 am
info

I just want you kids to know this: s0l3k7r0n 0wNz J0o!

edited to add: s0|3k7r0n owns the factories that make the Xbox and the Playstation 2. It has more money than we will ever be worth in our lifetimes. It does a multitude of other things which are cooler than your wildest fantasies of coolness, but I’d probably be killed by a |337 squad of ninjas if I whispered a word of it. Which I never would, so stop asking.

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It’s back
Saturday September 27th 2003, 10:31 am
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Ishkur’s Guide to Electronic Music is back! It’s all new and improved. Get skooled.

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Busted?
Saturday September 27th 2003, 10:24 am
news,politics

I was really wondering what was going to happen with this story:

WASHINGTON, Sept. 26 ? The CIA has asked the Justice Department to investigate allegations that the White House broke federal laws by revealing the identity of one of its undercover employees in retaliation against the woman?s husband, a former ambassador who publicly criticized President Bush?s since-discredited claim that Iraq had sought weapons-grade uranium from Africa, NBC News has learned.

It’s potentially worse than Watergate if it’s true.

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My new job
Thursday September 25th 2003, 7:06 pm
info

I haven’t been blogging a lot this week. I’ve been fairly busy with my new job. Currently I’m in the three week training period, which involves going to classes which start at 7 AM. It’s really not cool waking up before dawn and getting across the city using only public transportation and my wits to guide me.

My job at stream involves a non-disclosure agreement, which means I’m not able to brag about how mind-blowing my work there really is. Let me assure you that it’s cooler than anything in your wildest fantasies. Make no mistake, I’m going to be on the bleeding edge of technology.

Training is very interesting. There is a very diverse mix of people in my class. A couple of guys have had intense experiences in the military, and I suspect they have killed in the past.

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Yugop
Wednesday September 24th 2003, 1:43 pm
neato

Look.

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PJ
Tuesday September 23rd 2003, 7:50 pm
funny

Nelly has two words for you, homeys: Pimp Juice.

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Just in case you have too many friends…
Sunday September 21st 2003, 7:13 pm
funny

Wear shirts from T shirt hell.

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Making friends in Iraq
Sunday September 21st 2003, 4:43 pm
stupid

Not content with shooting policemen and civilians in Iraq, drunken GIs wandered into the Baghdad zoo and killed an endangered species.

BAGHDAD, Iraq - A U.S. soldier shot and killed a tiger at the Baghdad zoo after it bit another soldier who had reached through the bars of its cage to feed it, a zoo security guard said Saturday.

The soldiers had been drinking beer when they entered the zoo Thursday night after it closed, said the guard, Zuhair Abdul-Majeed.

“He was drunk,” Abdul-Majeed said of the bitten soldier.

After the man was bit, the other American shot the tiger three times in the head and killed it, Abdul-Majeed told The Associated Press.

A completely unrelated note: I’m really amazed at the lack of flowers being thrown at the feet of our soldiers. With what Cheney and Rumsfeld said, I though that the flood of flower petals would be a major problem for our occupying liberating troops.

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R.I.P.
Saturday September 20th 2003, 10:07 pm
depressing

More crushing than the losses of Johnny Cash and John Ritter combined.
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No, tell us what you *really* think
Friday September 19th 2003, 3:59 pm
funny

I don’t think Freud got into the whole psychoanalysis thing to help people.

I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them, on the whole, are trash.
- Sigmund Freud

More poignant observations here.

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