Friday October 31st 2003, 2:59 pm
funny
funny
This makes me want to kill myself. Well, not kill myself, but attempt to.
Marcotte’s study found that after people attempt suicide and fail, their incomes increase by an average of 20.6 percent compared to peers who seriously contemplate suicide but never make an attempt. In fact, the more serious the attempt, the larger the boost—”hard-suicide” attempts, in which luck is the only reason the attempts fail, are associated with a 36.3 percent increase in income. (The presence of nonattempters as a control group suggests the suicide effort is the root cause of the boost.)

Why dont you just spend your time improving your skills and apply for a new job. It would be less expensive then a hospital bill after your attempt. And better then me putting you in BEHAVIOR HEALTH with my mom to help you.. bwahhhhh
Comment by shayla 11.02.03 @ 9:25 pm