The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Kikko Man!
Friday April 30th 2004, 12:16 pm
food

What the hell is this guy doing? Nate, Kaori, help me out here. Kikko Man is a totally confusing about a guy whith a fish head who rides a fish motorcycle and pours soy sauce on people. He causes a cat to commit suicide (or does he murder it) and beds Sailor Moon.

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http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm

Maybe this will help clarify the kikoman situation. Then again maybe it just makes things more confusing. Either way I’m going to go slather some soy sauce on my sac right now.

Comment by boris 05.04.04 @ 11:20 pm

incase you wanted an upbeat remake

http://kikkomaso2.at.infoseek.co.jp/ebi.swf

Comment by boris 05.04.04 @ 11:43 pm

Holy crap dude, still confused.

Nonetheless, I’m following the lead and trying a lil’ slather on the sac.

Hm. On second thought, no.

Comment by still confused 05.07.04 @ 8:22 pm

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