If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Register now!
Monday May 17th 2004, 11:44 am
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Register now and ready for the draft, because it’s coming soon. You will be asked questions about your physical, mental, and moral fitness. You’ll be offered three post-mortem preference options as well:

PACKAGE 1: Fed-Ex Overnight, flag-draped casket & formal military funeral (ALL CAMERAS PROHIBITED)
PACKAGE 2: UPS 3rd Day Air, pine box, personal-style Presidential form letter, spot on FOX
PACKAGE 3: Parcel Post Freight, Old Glory-emblazoned Hefty bag, sparkler, used Toby Keith CD

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