Mulling It Over

Back…with chimps!

Tuesday May 25th 2004, 1:43 pm
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You can rest easy–I’m back from my 5 day radical sabbadical with a story of chimpanzee virgin birth in the holy land!

What if Jesus returned as a chimp? What if he returned as twin chimps?

See, I told you God was real……

Comment by shay 05.26.04 @ 11:19 am

Yes, I am.

Comment by The pope 05.26.04 @ 4:09 pm

Great, now we have to start nailing chimps to 2 by 4’s.

Comment by Durty Muthah Luver 05.26.04 @ 5:18 pm

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