Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

F911
Tuesday June 29th 2004, 10:18 am
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I went to the movies last night to see I Sing the Body Electric from a Whitman poem. I was diappointed that it didn’t delve into the Plame affair, but that’s a hairy on that would fit into the story presented in the film very well. I’m a bit disappointed that Moore didn’t bust out a trilogy of 3-hour movies presented a month apart building up to the election. There’s certainly enought damning Bush footage and information to fill that amount of time. Why no mention of the ghoulish Skull and Bones? That’s a whole other can of worms that deserves its own documentary. Then again, perhaps since Kerry was in it too we should wait until he’s elected to launch into that one =)…But I digress. The movie was great. It’s a classic. Overall, it’s sad so many people had to be killed, tortured, and impoverished for us to have an entertaining caricature for a president, but it’ll certainly go down in the history books as a defining moment in our country’s history where we stepped back and realized how corrupt and insane our leadership really is.

Update: Go here to see a side-by-side comparison of F911 vs The Passion.

Update 2: Read the transcript a large portion of the movie.

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Recovering from Mormonism
Tuesday June 29th 2004, 9:45 am
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Wow, former members of the Mormon church are pretty bitter on this website. What’s the deal with the secret handshakes lifted straight from Masonic tradition, and why holy underwear? I’d probably be asking myself that if I were a mormon.

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Why Dubya is toast
Monday June 28th 2004, 2:01 pm
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I found an article about the Bush administration and why they’re going down hard. It breaks down Valerie Plame, the neoconservatives, and CIA Director Tenet resigning in the evening shortly after Bush retained a criminal defense lawyer. There are a lot of interesting points. It’s long, so make sure you have an hour to sit down and really digest this one. Be in the know before the impeachment hearings.

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Viva la fair use!
Monday June 28th 2004, 10:22 am
technology

“The primary objective of copyright is not to reward the labor of authors, but [t]o promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts.” “To this end, copyright assures authors the right to their original expression, but encourages others to build freely upon the ideas and information conveyed by a work. This result is neither unfair nor unfortunate. It is the means by which copyright advances the progress of science and art.”

– US Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor

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Way to make money
Friday June 25th 2004, 3:35 pm
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Submitted by a Slashdotter: Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO.

The comments follow the article, and rival the subject of the article in their hilarity.

>1. Obtain vague patent

>2. Enforce vague patent

>3. ???

>4. Profit!!!

…and…

A lawyer, as sailor, and a priest are trapped on a lifeboat. The sailor looks over the side, and say “These be shark infested waters.” The priest look to heaven and asked “Help save us lord!”
They lawyer simple whistled. Several dorsal fins stopped circuling and headed right for the boat. They stopped in a ring as the lawyer talked to them in hushed tones. The sharks skattered underwater before the boat was suddenly lifted up, and surged forward.

The sailor gazed over the side, shocked. The sharks were carrying the boat on their backs. After a few minutes travel, they spotted land ahead. The priest said “Saint’s be praised.”

The boat slid onto the beach, and the three men stepped out. As they did another school of sharks appeared, and began depositing fish on the shoreline, before swimming away.

The priest said, “God has answered our prayers.”

The lawyer turned and said, “Nah, this is just professional curtesy.”

Ah, Lawyers.

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Photo Friday
Friday June 25th 2004, 10:58 am
neato

Check out these panoramic photos of epic disaster scenes while you’re waiting for the next hurricane or earthquake.

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Now we know what the robes are for
Friday June 25th 2004, 10:33 am
funny

Jurisprudence doesn’t have to mean you’re a prude!

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Putting the Vice back in Vice President
Friday June 25th 2004, 10:01 am
politics

It’s probably not good to have “Told a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, ‘Go Fuck Yourself!’” on your resume when you’re the Vice President and you’re going to be unemployed in six months. Oh well.

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Truly Uplifting
Friday June 25th 2004, 6:32 am
funny

Just when you thought the songs of John Ashcroft had ruined you on the music of the Republicans The Music of Orrin Hatch is there to lift your spirits.

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Expand mind/kill 3 hours
Thursday June 24th 2004, 7:30 pm
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Childhood and Cultural Evolution is a great paper with some amazing concepts presented in a straightforward and thorougly researched fashion. Read and learn.

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