The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Recovering from Mormonism
Tuesday June 29th 2004, 9:45 am
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Wow, former members of the Mormon church are pretty bitter on this website. What’s the deal with the secret handshakes lifted straight from Masonic tradition, and why holy underwear? I’d probably be asking myself that if I were a mormon.

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