I guess I’ve got to get rich now that I’ve found this site, The Science of Getting Rich. The site holds your hand through the entire process.

Remember how gas prices were getting lower? Not anymore…

I’m sitting on the third floor of the Eugene hilton thinking about what to eat tomorrow. For reasons I’m not legally allowed to discuss (ponder that one for a moment) I’m down here for the next few weeks, and thanks to the Special Olympics and the fact that all the non-ghetto hotels in Eugene are full, I’m staying at the Hilton. This trip also comes with food expenses paid, and I’ve taken it upon myself to spend this budget eating at some of the better restaurants in town. I’m plotting a trip to Misako for sushi tomorrow, and I’ll be tapping A Taste of India for dinner. Thursday night I’ll be paying a visit to Ambrosia. Caspian will be providing the gyros and breakfast pitas…and the bacon-encrusted french toast. For snacks and coffee I’ll be paying visits to Cafe Paradiso. I’m trying to avoid the ‘upscale’ chain restaurants because, well, yech. Eugene has a varied dining scene, and I spent a lot of time drooling over the food when I was going to school here and didn’t have the disposable income to sample them. I’m getting my revenge for the next month, and hopefully I’ll escape back to Portland without gout. It’s going to be hard to find to go swimming at Dexter, but I’m planning to give it a shot if the insane late July weather holds true for the rest of the week.

I’ll be hitting Timberline on Sunday for some first-day-of-August snowboarding. I can feel the andrenaline-fueled euphoria already. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I’m a lucky son of a bitch.

No links for you tonight, my rabidly loyal readers. Sorry. Keep checking. If you have any suggestions for restaurants in the Lane county area that I should be visiting, let me know in the comments section.

Next time I come to Seattle I’ve got to take some lucky lady with me to stay at Gypsy Arms, Seattle’s very own S&M B&B.

In case you were considering replacing black in your life, check out this list of things that are the new black.

I wasn’t aware of this. Apparently VIRGINITY RULES!!!…well at least the website seems to imply that it does. The site even has a bulletin board, but so far the bulletin board isn’t a hotbed of pro-virginity activity. To be a bit more accurate, people are staying away from it in droves. Kids must have figured out that virgins don’t put out, and perform far worse than their non-virgin peers when they do.

If you haven’t seen NBC.com >If They Mated on Conan O’Brien’s show…STAY AWAY! Put on a pair of properly-fitted Attends to prepare yourself for the bladder control-disrupting force of the site that will change your life. Seriously.

The Poor Man has published his exclusive account of the poker game he played with the Vice President. It’s a very interesting take of Cheney’s strange brand of card playing.

If del.icio.us and Webjay mated and had kittens, they would look like Slipperycat. It just needs bookmarklets.

Threadless will shock and awe you with their outstanding shirt designs. I’m just disappointed to see so many of the ones I liked out of stock. It hurts. Anyway, it’s good enough for a coveted spot on my ‘random stuff’ linkbar.