Tuesday July 20th 2004, 8:55 pm
funny
funny
The Poor Man has published his exclusive account of the poker game he played with the Vice President. It’s a very interesting take of Cheney’s strange brand of card playing.
Poker with Dick
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
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