As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him flint.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
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Exposing the truth

Posted: August 27th, 2004 | Author: Barry | 5 Comments »

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth want to expose the facts about George W. Bush’s partying days.

We, the men who were served drinks alongside George W. Bush, have partied with real party animals– on the shores of Lake Tahoe, up and down the Gulf of Mexico, in the harbors of Kennebunkport. We have seen good men down a dozen kamikazes, and then swim once more onto the beach. We have watched the buzzed and brightest of our generation play beer pong until they were bent double, like beggars under sacks. We have known these party animals, and we have partied with them.

And George W. Bush is no party animal.

I’m ashamed. How can I show my face in foreign countries as an American, given the fact that my president is a lightweight? How embarassing. I guess it makes sense when you figure that cocaine was his drug of choice in college. He probably just wasn’t a big drinker. It’s still just a shame that he’s both an idiot, and at the same time he can’t hold his liquor.

5 Comments on “Exposing the truth”

  1. 1 mikel said at 3:54 pm on August 27th, 2004:

    since i don’t have anyother way to communicate to you, i thought i would share this, remember the site with the creepy computer generated animals birds with dog heads, monkys with beatle bodys, stuff like that. well this gives me the shivers just thinking about it
    http://www.muchosucko.com/video-faiththewonderdog.html

  2. 2 tony danza said at 4:00 pm on August 27th, 2004:

    and hell if he can do it i am sure l’il brudder can make it on his own too…

  3. 3 cheeba said at 8:15 am on August 30th, 2004:

    barry, do you still need a gmail account?

  4. 4 mikel said at 2:33 am on September 1st, 2004:

    who is cheeba and why am i hated

  5. 5 cheeba said at 10:01 am on September 1st, 2004:

    cheeba is a nomkey. you are hated for the same reason everyone else @ ece hates you, you look like a monkey and ya schmell like one too :P