The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
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Bringing back the irony

Posted: September 1st, 2004 | Author: Barry | Comments Off

Is it just me, or is irony alive and well? George W. Bush skips out on Vietnam, and Republicans rally around him, mocking decorated veteran John Kerry with purple heart bandages (George did wear a decoration, but he didn’t earn it. That’s an offense punishable by 6 months in the brig by the Uniform Code of Jusice). Dubya flip-flops on the war on terror, and Republicans call John Kerry ‘Flipper’.

Some people hailed 9/11 as the death of irony, but I’m noticing that it’s alive and well.

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