Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Words, again, failing me
Thursday September 23rd 2004, 12:46 pm
funny

Fortunately Bash.org comes through with many, many of them. They’re arranged in such a way that they’re insanely, bladder-burstingly funny.

Ben174 : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
ChrisLMB : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
Ben174 : Where u work?
ChrisLMB : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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