As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him flint.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
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Words, again, failing me

Posted: September 23rd, 2004 | Author: Barry | Comments Off

Fortunately Bash.org comes through with many, many of them. They’re arranged in such a way that they’re insanely, bladder-burstingly funny.

Ben174 : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
ChrisLMB : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
Ben174 : Where u work?
ChrisLMB : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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