Mulling It Over

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Changing my mind

Wednesday October 27th 2004, 11:38 am
politics

It’s just too bad that I’ve already voted, because I found Angry 15 Year Olds for Bush. Highly compelling, I’m kicking myself for not voting a straight republican ticket. For example:

But thanks to george bush’s economy my dad has TWO jobs now which is cool because I get all the free mcdonalds I want. I can’t wait to see him tomorrow when he is home before I go to school. I have not seen him in three days!!!

He also delivers a comparison/contrast of George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan:

Ronald Regan killed all of the communists with the cold war which was called that way because it was fought by star wars as well as in siberia which is real cold. The soldiers killed lots of people in communism russian but they all fled and because they were white they came to america and became librals. SO regan did not do as much to save america as George W Bush did, because if regan did better then there would nit have been Bill Clintons sex obsest communist rule for 8 years or even Jimmy Carter.

Compelling stuff.