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Some of the top facts about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Some facts about Mr. T:
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Who let the dogs out? Mr. T did, that’s who. What the hell are you going to do about it?
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
Finally, we round things off with some facts about Vin Diesel:
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi’s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children’s hospital.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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