Someone once said,
Here’s to hell I spell it, spell it DMV.
Anyone who’s been there knows precisely what I mean.
I’ve stood in line and waited and choked back the urge to scream,
and if I had my druthers, I’d screw a chimpanzee.
Having lived in Oregon for my early driving years, I had no idea what Mr. Claypool was referring to. However, at 8:30 this morning I got a taste when I tried to get my Cally license. Californa DMV offices are hell. HELL. Avoid them at all costs.
As an added bonus, California DMV offices won’t accept my Oregon driver’s license as a valid ID. Because, you know, it’s probably fake. They informed me that they’d accept my tattered, photoless birth certificate. After all, that’s a foolproof form of identification. There’s no way someone could fake that.
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The reason California DMV won’t accept your Oregon DL is because they know you were a birkenstock wearing, granola chomping bike rider. You Oregon hippies need to get with the program. If you’d like, I know the address to a Sear’s driving school in Burbank.
Comment by Mr. Viddy 03.22.06 @ 1:30 pm