The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Delving into politics and pirates…
Saturday September 30th 2006, 4:33 am
pirates,politics
I would have your wife right in front of you. I would smoke the last of your glaucoma medication. Then I will surely drink your liquor cabinet dry. However, know this my friend. I will never break an oath to uphold the public trust. My affidavit will be signed in my own blood. A Pirates crimson mark, with real binding effects into my after life. Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it.

James Hill is a pirate running for Congress in Iowa, and he wants your vote.

While I’m skeptical of electing a binge drinker to public office, he does plan to fight earmarking of bills which is cool. Vote for him, Iowans!

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what’s up barry? how’s sunny socal? i haven’t talked to you in a few years…hope you are still living the dream. I’m a circulator in the OR…that is working out pretty nicely. i drank a bunch of wiskey with amity awile back, and we then had a mosh party in my livingroom…yeah i hit the ground a couple times…then i spent the next day in bed till 4:30 with the worst hangover of my life…so i say fuck hard liquer. Anyways…give me your e-mail so i don’t have to use this little comment box…i bet like 10,000 people read this shit each and every day…am I right, or what? peace out!

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