The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

James Brown is dead
Monday December 25th 2006, 1:24 am
death,music

What’s weird is that he didn’t die until 20 minutes from now…?

Brown was admitted Sunday to Emory Crawford Long Hospital and passed away around 1:45 a.m. Monday, said Frank Copsidas of Intrigue Music.

It’s only 1:23! I still have time to warn them!

link

Post to del.icio.us

1 Comment so far
Leave a comment

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/parasite-makes-men-dumb-women-sexy/2006/12/26/1166895290973.html

dude, the parasite got him….

ncb

Comment by nathan 12.30.06 @ 4:34 pm

RSS feed for comments on this post.


Leave a comment
Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

(required)

(required)




Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.