Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

Global Warming is a problem
Thursday January 25th 2007, 4:53 pm
funny,politics

The recent State of the Union speech brought up the issue of global warming. Back at the ranch, the president had more to say about the issue.

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You say it’s your birthday?
Tuesday January 23rd 2007, 1:03 am
me

Well it’s my birthday too, yeah!

I share my birthday with Leadbelly and Django Reinhardt according to the wikipedia page about my birthday. The number 23 is also associated with all sorts of weird stuff.

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A good time to stop taking the subway.
Thursday January 18th 2007, 4:01 pm
la,scary

I picked a good time to get the hell out of the subways. Apparenty a guy poured a vial of mercury out at the Pershing square subway station. He then proceeded to call the MTA hotline and report the toxic chemical spill. After that he disappeared and has yet to be found.

Note that Mercury is a deadly toxin.

Terrorism experts say it may have been a dry run, testing the waters for a later, deadlier attack. So how long did it take for a response? 8 hours. Now I’m sure, based on previous experience, that MTA is not always so slow to respond. If the man had just pulled out a gun and started mowing down subway riders, the response would’ve probably taken only two or three hours.

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Apple bets farm on small device with touch interface
Tuesday January 09th 2007, 2:03 pm
apple,gadgets

Deja vu, but who cares!

Check the iPhone pr0n courtesy of Engadget or see Apple’s hawt ads for it on their site.

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New Flickr hotness
Monday January 08th 2007, 5:32 pm
flickr,software

Flickr is getting the equivalent of iTunes smart playlists. If you don’t know what flickr (or iTunes) is, this will mean nothing to you. If you’re a flickr addict, this is pure crack.

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