Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. -Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
I took some pictures at last Friday’s office party. My colleagues are quite photogenic. The party was to promote our sweet new employee referral program. Given the amount of alcoholic beverages on hand, I will be surprised if anyone actually remembers what the party was about… Not that I am questioning the judgement of the party planners, just saying…
I suppose it’s time to give up the secret of my jovial nature. Married to the Sea is my hands-down favorite weird, inside joke-ridden daily internet comic. They just don’t stop. Here they show the historical roots of the bulletin board duel.
