The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating�you finish off as an orgasm.
-Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey

EVERYBODY PANIC!
Thursday August 09th 2007, 12:14 am
earthquake,la

We just had an earthquake about ten minutes ago. The USGS site had a page up FAST, and they even had a handy google maps link.

The best part on the Google Maps page is where you can get directions to the earthquake.

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We will assume that because you were able to post about this alleged “earthquake” that you are doing okay. Please let us know if martial law is declared or if you find yourself suddenly detached from mainland USA.

Comment by Mr. Viddy 09.09.07 @ 10:34 pm

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