Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you.' after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. -Deep Thought of the day by Jack Handey
Someone helpfully took the time to compare and contrast houses available in the US with full-blown castles available in other countries for similar prices. Colossal Castle or Humble Home?