We started out around 600 strong, but things got a little hairy around The People’s Republic of Santa Monica. I mean that literally, the police showed up with dogs and started cracking down. We scattered and everyone met up in Venice Beach, where we had a dance party.
It’s officially Black Music Month! Dubya has made it so. So there, Kanye, Dubya cares about you.
Throughout the course of American history, black musicians have used their great talents to share the richness of the African-American experience and to develop a uniquely American style of music enjoyed throughout the world. This month, we honor the pioneers of African-American music and today’s contemporary artists who have enriched the lives of people everywhere.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2008 as Black Music Month. I encourage all Americans to learn more about the history of black music and to enjoy the great contributions of African-American singers, musicians, and composers.
Obligatory Parliament:
(via Wonkette)
